Treat yourself to a sweet treat at Sam's

Do you have wish to have a bite? 
Then give me a call for an afternoon delight! 
Try a little domination or how about some role play.... 
The featured dish shall be whatever you say! 
Would you like it from the front, or how about the rear? 
The options are endless dear! 
If your cravings are more vanilla, no need to fret.... 
My home-style meal is one you won't soon forget! 
So forget the green eggs and ham.... 
Pick up the phone and call Sam!!!!